How long-winded does one need to be while procrastinating?

I found this MeMe on Princess's blog.  She called it "Get the Party Started".  I am going to call it ...

RANDOM ANSWERS FOR MY LIFE

...and then I am not going to follow the rules at all.  Well, maybe a few a little.  Kinda.

Here are the rules:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.  (I used my cell phone that has approx. 10 of my CD's uploaded to the memory card and therefore, has a minimal amount of music and yet are all songs that I like to listen to.)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.  (I did this except that if my music player repeated a previous song, I hit the next button again.)
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.  (I did that.  That was the fun part.)
4. Tag 10 friends.  (Um, no.  I am not tagging anyone.  Do it if you would like to and leave me a comment so that I can enjoy your answers.) 
5. Have Fun!

 

Let's get it on!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Love in the First Degree  --Am I to take this to mean that love has knocked me on my ass or that I am completely in love?  This title confuses me a little as an answer to this question.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Want To (Sugarland) --Yep, that is me...I want to do a lot of things right now!  Which reminds me...I should register for that community ed class today!

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
One More Girl (The Wreckers) --That sounds a bit kinky.  The only way I will like a guy/girl is if they bring another girl.  LOL  Probably not...well, maybe. 

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Baby Mine (Alison Krauss) --Exactly.  My thoughts today are on my little boy who was in the nurses office again.  I have been worried about his behavior, his health and his mental state all day!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Good as Gone (Little Big Town) --My purpose in life is as good as gone?  WTF.  My life is not over.  Now living good until I'm gone, that I can handle. 

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
I Believe in Love (Don Williams) --I do.  I believe in love.  :)  That's a good motto...just like Love Will Keep Us Together (see last question).

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Cigarettes (The Wreckers) --Is that because I used to go out on smoke breaks with them all the time even though I don't smoke?

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I'll Fly Away (Alison Krauss)  --They are hoping!  No, really, I am sure they never thought I would be the one to stick close to home.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Islands in the Stream (Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton) --I can't say that I think about them often but in some ways it makes sense.  The islands in the middle of the stream always seem so unreachable...especially since I won't wade out to them.  Is that a message to me?

WHAT IS 2+2?
Bones (Little Big Town) --Really?  2+2=Bones...Math=Death.  LOL  Maybe to you but surely not in my life!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
My Wish (Rascal Flatts) --Yes.  Right on.  Wishes for my best friends have been on my mind lately...that one be happy and that the other be safe. 

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
What Hurts the Most (Rascal Flatts) --Keeping track of which thing hurt the most would bring me to my knees...but that is my life story for sure. 

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
That Don't Impress Me Much (Shania Twain) --A career doesn't really impress me all that much.  I really don't care what I am when I grow up. 

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Where the Green Grass Grows (Tim McGraw) --That's my home.  That is where the green grass is.  That is the life.  That is my love. 

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Would You Go With Me (Josh Turner) --Who wants to go alone?  I would sure be wanting someone to hold my hand through it.  Want to go with me?

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
So Small (Carrie Underwood) --Because I haven't been pursuing it at all lately.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
If You Wanna Touch Her (Shania Twain) --Biggest fear...Don't touch my kid!  Good answer to this one. 

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Bring it On Home (Little Big Town) --What?  What am I bringing home?  Huh? Not understanding this one?  Hmm...must think on it some more. 

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Flat on the Floor (Carrie Underwood) --Is this saying that I want to be drunk?  Well, maybe.  Or is it saying that I want to be horizontal...well, maybe to that too!  I could use some sleep right now!  Or sex.  That's good, too. 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
This Kiss (Faith Hill)  --Kissing in regards to my friends?  Um, no.  Not so much.  Hugs are good.  Kisses?  Not really. 

YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART IS DOING WHAT NOW?
It's A Great Day to Be Alive (Travis Tritt)  --Well, good, I guess.  I mean I hope he is happy to be alive. 

THE THING MOST LIKELY TO GET YOU FIRED FROM A JOB IS?
Love Will Keep Us Together (Captain and Tennille)  --Does that mean that I will get in trouble for having sex at my job?  Really?  Hey, Hubby, wanna come have lunch with me?  :)