Friday, September 19, 2008

TLAP Day...

Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!   And this is a holiday worth celebrating so when ye be out on the town tonight  or cuddled up on the couch with yer honey put on your best pirattitude ta use these sure fire pick up lines that will help ye seal the deal.  :)

For the guys...

8.  They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

7.  You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

6.  Wanna shiver me timbers?

5.  I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

4.  Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

3.  That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

2.  Let's get together and haul some keel.

1.  That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

For the lady Pirates...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!


...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!


Arrr, if those don't be workin, I don't be thinkin anything will!  Check out the official TLAP Day web site fer more ways ta celebrate and get the low down on how a day like this got started. 

If nothing else, this will give ye a reason to be partakin in some grog.  Maybe even get a little Cap'n in ya.

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